We haven't been to lunch in ages

P: "It looks like an old man's penis."
Me: "Oh, great...now S isn't going to want it anymore."
S, poking one into his mouth: "Well....actually, I was going to disagree. I think it looks like an old man's balls."
P: "How is it?"
S: "Good. Try one."
P, gingerly picking one up and munching an end off: "Hmmm, yeah. Not bad."
S: "Lisa, aren't you going to have one?"
Me, examining the ones that are left on the plate: "Uh-huh."
S, peering at me impatiently: "Well?"
Me, choosing one of the plumper, less wrinkly ones and biting it in half: "Mmmmmm. You're right. It is good."