Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Ten things I learned in 2007

1. Humans can suck in their ribs.
2. It is possible to change your life, no matter what type of "trap" you think you're in.
3. Creativity must be nurtured — use it or lose it, baby.
4. Honeycrisp apples are freakin' yummy.
5. Asian pears are freakin' orgasmic.
6. Some male cats can get an infection which will cause a nipple to grow spoogy and fall off.
7. Some male humans are preoccupied with the notion of ass hair.
8. In the gym, a beneficial skill is an ability to tell your own body to just shut up and put out.
9. Intellectually, you may know that being a workaholic will get you nowhere at lightspeed....but you are still a hopeless case until you are able to force yourself away from your desk to go outside and play. On a regular basis. In a guilt-free manner.
10. Asparagus can be pretty tasty, especially when prepared with kickin' hot spices.

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